300

yay. juz back from watching 300. alone.
heh.
feels weird tho. ha.

read between the lines: i miss u.

newayz bout the movie.
it had:
a great artistic showcase of sensuality (boobfest),
amazing explicit expressions of love (sex),
outstanding cheography of movement (violence),
and timely usage of mindblowing effects (blood-filled gore).

u have to admit, the oracle's trance was sensual, and the ugly guy licking her sooo killed the scene ha =p
the persian general that went to the headsman? his death was so comical i almost burst into laughter! did u see his stupid expression on his flying head?! hahaha
and king leo's love scene with his queen? that was like a trailer to some porn flick -,-'"
but i have to admit, for the amount of sex n skin exposed, it was all very tastefully done.
except for the ugly dudes the spartans had to consult. Eww. *puke*
sure they did focus abit on the oracles boobs, n the queen's, but i guess they had to. it did bring the audience to a feel of that time. kinda.

what else.. oh yeah. stupid way for the son of the captain to die. real stupid. i mean. he's spartan right? n he didn't hear the horse coming. NOOB. see. love hurts =p for a spartan newayz.
n the king was sooo loser! i mean, instead of fighting to the end killing thousands of minions, he threw away his men juz to scratch the.. zurg-guy? i mean... Loser w a Capital L. haha.
n he still kneeled to him. Loser.
well, if anything, it shows that losers r heroes if they have good bods, strong heart, great intentions, and someone to tell the tale. yeah the last part is important. else, no one will remember u. NO ONE.

hmmph. that about sums up the film. barely worth the $6.50. too short to pull anyone into the story, too gory to shock, n not enough action for an action film. but enough to entertain. i won't mind watching again, but not if i have to pay for the tickets =p